Missy Hyatt has been calling herself wrestling’s First Lady since the 1980s, and she just put the title to the strangest test of her career: you can now literally hold a piece of her.
A Very Unusual Collectible
On September 13, Hyatt posted on X that she’s auctioning off one of her own breast implants, framing it as a one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia. “Have you ever wanted to hold the First Lady of Professional Wrestling in your hands, well here is your chance,” she wrote. “I have one of my breast implants available for auction. It comes with a Certificate of authenticity signed by the doctor that and made it to be a collectible. I will sign it.”
The terms are as straightforward as the pitch is bizarre. Bidding opens at $1,500, all offers go through DM, and the auction closes September 20 at noon. Hyatt cross-posted the same offer to Facebook and Instagram, so this isn’t a one-platform bit, it’s a full rollout.
The Paperwork Is Real
The post includes a photo of the implant alongside an actual signed letter of authenticity from the plastic surgeon who removed it, confirming the procedure took place in August. It’s a level of documentation most wrestling memorabilia, autographed photos, worn ring gear, even title belts, never bothers with. Several wrestling outlets picked up the story within hours, calling it one of the strangest items to ever hit the wrestling memorabilia market, which, given the industry’s long history of odd auctioned items, is saying something.
Who Is the First Lady of Wrestling?
Hyatt earned that nickname the hard way. She broke into the business in 1985 with World Class Championship Wrestling, became the first woman in wrestling to land a guaranteed contract during her Universal Wrestling Federation run, and spent 1987 to 1994 as one of WCW‘s most visible on-air personalities, managing talent like The Steiner Brothers and Eddie Gilbert before moving into commentary and hosting. She also had a run in the WWF, fronting the talk-segment “Missy’s Manor,” plus stops in ECW and Impact Wrestling. In 2001 she published her autobiography, Missy Hyatt: First Lady of Wrestling, and the title stuck.
Three decades later, she’s still finding new ways to make headlines, even if this one belongs in a category all its own.
