Author: Matthew Wilkening

  • How a Coke-Snorting Sammy Hagar Impersonator Bamboozled the WWF

    How a Coke-Snorting Sammy Hagar Impersonator Bamboozled the WWF

    YouTube / WrestlecrapRD
    YouTube / WrestlecrapRD

    Bret Hart has explained how he unwittingly helped a Sammy Hagar impersonator get into the wrestling ring at Madison Square Garden during a WWF event.

    You can watch the pro wrestling legend recount the story on a recent episode of The Dark Side of the Ring television series below, beginning with how he met the phony “rock and roll singer” during a plane flight.

    “I remember Adrian [Adonis, another wrestler] was in front of me, right in front of my seat,” Hart said. “And I was talking to some guy, he’s sitting right beside me. He had on kind of like a rock ’n’ roll jacket, almost like one [pro wrestling manager] Jimmy Hart would’ve worn. He’s all excited, he goes, ‘You guys are wrestlers, aren’t ya?’”

    Hart goes on to explain that this was right around the time when Hagar first joined Van Halen, and that the impersonator talked his way into a limo ride with Hart and another wrestler, Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart – who unlike Hart, initially wasn’t fooled.

    “I’m sitting beside Jim, and Jim kept going, ‘That’s not Sammy Hagar,’” Hart recalls in the video below. “I go, ‘What do you mean it’s not Sammy Hagar? It looks like… it could be Sammy Hagar. Why wouldn’t it be Sammy Hagar?’ ‘It’s not Sammy Hagar.’

    “I said, ‘Have you ever seen Sammy Hagar?’ And then Jim goes, ‘Well, look at his watch.’ He’s got a Timex watch. He goes, ‘Sammy Hagar wouldn’t wear a Timex, he’d be wearing a Rolex. It’s not him.’”

    Despite these doubts, the fake Hagar managed to talk his way into the wrestler’s backstage area at the Madison Square Garden show and turned Neidhart into a believer in a very unusual way.

    “Adrian passes a dollar bill to Sammy Hagar, who snorts a big line of cocaine in the dressing room. There’s people trying to get in the room, we’re like, ‘Go, go, go!’ and he’s snorting this big line of cocaine.

    “And I remember as soon as he snorted it, he looked at me and Jim and this little trickle of blood came down his nostril. And I remember Jim looked at me and he goes, ‘It is Sammy Hagar!’”

    As you can see in the first video below, “Hagar” somehow even managed to get himself invited into the ring, greeting the fans before a match between Dan Spivey and Paul Christy. Unlike Hart, many in the crowd – which probably included a large number of Long Island residents who owned VOA on cassette – quickly realized this wasn’t the real Red Rocker and began booing.

    “It was kind of a mixed reaction, because ultimately in the end, you know, this guy was not Sammy Hagar,” Hart admits. Later on, an unspecified member of the New York Yankees confronted the impersonator backstage. “[He said] ‘I know Sammy Hagar.. and you’re not Sammy Hagar,’ Hart recalled. “And everyone just joking like slapped [“Hagar”], started hitting him, and then he walked right out into the crowd.”

    Hart’s bosses were not pleased. “Clearly it didn’t look good on WWF to have somebody introduced as Sammy Hagar when he wasn’t,” he remembered. “They were running all around in the building. I remember George Scott, who was Vince McMahon’s right hand guy, the guy who handled the wrestlers, screaming, ‘Who the hell said that guy was Sammy Hagar?’”

    Despite playing a large role in the mix-up, Hart humorously sold his friend down the river instead. “I said ‘I don’t know… all I know is he came with Adrian.’”

    According to ProWrestlingFandom.com, Spivey and Christy fought at Madison Square Garden on May 19, 1986. That’s almost two months after Van Halen released 5150, their first album with the real Hagar as their lead singer.

    It would have been theoretically possible for the real Hagar to show up at this event. Van Halen performed in Roanoke, Virginia the night before and Atlanta the night after.

    Watch ‘Sammy Hagar’ Appear at a WWF Event

    Watch Bret Hart Tell the ‘Sammy Hagar’ Story

  • The Iron Sheik’s 60 Best Rock ‘n’ Roll Tweets

    The Iron Sheik’s 60 Best Rock ‘n’ Roll Tweets

    Twitter / YouTube
    Twitter / YouTube

    Decades after reigning as one of the biggest wrestling superstars of the ’80s, the Iron Sheik gained a new kind of fame thanks to his comedic and frequently profane Twitter posts.

    You can see more than 60 of the Iron Sheik’s best rock ‘n’ roll-related tweets below.

    Born in Iran in 1942, Hossein Khosrow Ali Vaziri followed up a gold medal-winning amateur wrestling career by becoming one of the WWE’s most dastardly villains. His America-hating Iron Sheik character was a frequent foil to heroes such as Hulk Hogan and Sgt. Slaughter.

    In 2009 he joined Twitter and proved to be a natural on the site, using his promo-cutting ability to mock a wide variety of pop culture targets. Rock music was one of his favorite subjects, with Sheik frequently warping the lyrics of famous songs to include swear words, his famous catchphrases and a nonstop barrage of insults about his in-ring and apparent real-life enemy Hogan.

    When he wasn’t calling somebody a jabroni (a wrestler who is in the ring only to lose and make other wrestlers look better) or telling everybody to go fuck themselves, Sheik would occasionally offer sincere praise for rock stars such as Freddie Mercury, Steely Dan and Matchbox 20 singer Rob Thomas. He’s also credited with putting an immediate end to a feud between Insane Clown Posse and Limp Bizkit.

    After the Iron Sheik’s death on June 7 at the age of 81, rock star and fellow Twitter master Jason Isbell offered the wrestling legend the perfect tribute: “Goodbye, Sheik. You were no jabroni. You were the real.”

    https://twitter.com/JasonIsbell/status/1666485935297421313

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  • Why Living Colour’s ‘Cult of Personality’ Is CM Punk’s Theme Song

    Why Living Colour’s ‘Cult of Personality’ Is CM Punk’s Theme Song

    WWE / YouTube
    WWE / YouTube

    There’s a simple reason pro-wrestling superstar CM Punk gave his bosses “no choice” but to spend the money so he could use Living Colour‘s “Cult of Personality” as his entrance music: It was his little league baseball team’s theme song.

    Punk brought Living Colour’s 1988 hit a new lease on life by using it for his dramatic return to WWE’s Monday Night Raw on July 25, 2011. Six months earlier, Punk told his WWE bosses he wouldn’t be renewing his contract, because he felt he wasn’t getting the career and promotional opportunities he deserved.

    In June 2011 they allowed him to  air his grievances in front of a live crowd, in what has since become known as the “Pipe Bomb” promo, and to use his imminent departure in what quickly became one of the hottest storylines in the company’s history.

    On the last night he was under contract, Punk won the WWE title from John Cena, and then blew a sarcastic farewell kiss to real-life WWE owner and onscreen evil authority figure Vince McMahon before running out of the building, seemingly leaving the company without a champion.

    But backstage earlier that evening, Punk had actually signed a contract to stick with the company. He returned to live TV only eight days later.

    The song that announced Punk’s return that night wasn’t Killswitch Engage’s “This Fire Burns,” which had previously served as his theme music. Instead, Vernon Reid’s memorable “Cult of Personality” guitar riff blared as Punk sent the live audience into a frenzy by coming back to once again taunt Cena, who had just won a tournament to crown a new champion only to find out the real champion wasn’t actually gone.

    Watch CM Punk Use ‘Cult of Personality’ for the First Time in the WWE

    As one of the conditions for his return, which also included a personal tour bus and more money, Punk insisted that the WWE pay for the rights to “Cult of Personality.” In a 2012 Chicago Tribute interview, he was asked if the cost of that demand was high. “Yeah,” he replied, “but [expletive] it.”

    “The thing with CM Punk was a very personal thing for him,” Reid told Sportskeeda in 2018. “His little league team used to use that music. He had a connection to it from when he was real young.” Punk also used the song while wrestling at Ring of Honor in 2005 and during his brief UFC career.

    “WWE usually doesn’t use outside music,” singer Corey Glover explained to Lehigh Valley Live. “It was a very rare occasion. [CM Punk] called our reps to see if he could use the music. It was in the right place and time, that’s for sure.”

    In 2013, Living Color performed “Cult of Personality” live to accompany Punk’s entrance at Wrestlemania 29 in front of over 80,000 fans at MetLife stadium in New Jersey.

    The following year, Punk left WWE under acrimonious conditions. On Aug. 20, 2021 he returned to pro wrestling, now working for a rival company named AEW. Just the rumors of Punk’s unannounced return were enough to fill the United Center in his hometown of Chicago, and it was “Cult of Personality” that confirmed his return.